When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
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When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
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I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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(Source: scriptures)
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